February 2012
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Anonymous asked: okay, so there's this guy that I liked, he was kind of a friend, and when I saked him out, he turned me down because he had been in a bad relationship "recently" (even though if you ask me it was awhile before), anyhow I was cool with it.... until he asked out my "friend" and she decided not to tell me about it.... FUUUUUUU
Because I can.
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Fuck, I have a bunch of homework, and I'm just...
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That awkward moment when you're washing your hands...
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so you’re like:
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a terrible metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
